Pirate Life Brewing, Port Adelaide

Brewery, Family Friendly Eats

If you’ve ever tried to organise a catch-up that keeps everyone happy… kids, partners, friends, and your own need for a cold drink… then let me introduce (or reintroduce) you to your new go-to: Pirate Life Brewing.

We went back recently and it just works. Like, actually works. The kids disappear (not in a scary way… more like “they’ve found the games” way), the drinks stay cold, and you can actually finish a sentence. Huge win.

The venue nails that industrial-chic vibe with high ceilings, exposed beams, raw brick, and big open spaces that somehow feel cool and welcoming at the same time. Inside, there’s enough going on to keep the kids busy without you having to micromanage every second: pinball, arcade games, a skill tester that will happily eat your coins, and shuffleboard. Outside, it’s chalk, giant Jenga, a rope balance thing, and a little rocking boat that my kids became oddly obsessed with. Add in colouring and puzzles on the kids menu, and you’ve actually got a solid window to sit, chat, and drink something while it’s still cold

Now the food… we went all in. The menu is just too good to pick, so we ordered a bunch of things and honestly? Not a single regret.

The baked provolone with chilli and chimichurri is a must. Like, don’t even think about skipping it. Sharing is optional but risky. The fried chicken ribs with the curry mayo? Absolutely wild. The mortadella, salami, and stracciatella focaccia combo was fresh, salty, a little sweet and just ridiculously good. Fish and chips is generous and classic, the wagyu cheeseburger does exactly what you want it to do, and the pork scotch with that sticky IPA + gochujang glaze had one of those “okay wow” moments mid-bite.

We also ordered both desserts because self-control simply wasn’t on the table. The ice cream cookie sandwich and the cheesecake were both absolutely worth it. The kids’ menu is really reasonable at $12 per meal, with a choice of five options: cheese toastie, spaghetti, chicken bites, beef slider, or a grazing plate. You can even add a drink for $2 and finish off with an ice cream sundae for $8. Oh, worth noting that kids eat free on Mondays and in the school holidays, kids meals are half price!

There are 24 beers on tap, and the staff are total legends; chill, happy to let you try before you commit (essential if you panic-order like me). Not a beer person? You’ll still find something to love. They also run brewery tours if you’re feeling educational… or just want to justify another drink.

It’s kid-friendly, dog-friendly, and the perfect spot for catching up with your crew. No stress, great food, good vibes, and you leave feeling like you’ve actually had a break (even though your kids were right there the whole time). Bonus: easy on-street parking.

We’re big fans. Go. Eat the cheese. Stay longer than you planned.

Pirate Life Brewing
Location: 18 Baker Street, Port Adelaide, SA, 5015
Opening Hours: Sun – Thurs 11am – 10pm | Fri – Sat 11am – midnight
Phone: (08) 8317 2111
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